Doggerel about a robot
Friday, 19 September 2008 - 11:11
Alphanumeric Eric was esoteric,
utterly alone, that poor lonesome drone.
Computer chess success was never a distress,
but for social grace, he had no disk space.
People would avoid that lonely, boring android.
Stray electric sheep fled his forlorn beep.
His long-lost sister broke her MOSFET transistor
when a fire raged through her RISC CPU.
His sibling's repair needed expensive hardware:
the replacement part was state of the art.
He sells his heat sensor to the cash dispenser.
A new motherboard, though, he can't afford.
Eric's in the soup, stuck in an infinite loop.
Eric's in the soup, stuck in an infinite loop.
Eric's in the soup, stuck in an infinite loop.
Eric's in the soup, stuck in an infinite loop.
Eric's in the soup, stuck in an infinite loop.
Eric's in the soup, stuck in an infinite loop.
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